The Puppy Kicker Strikes Again!

From the beginning it was said a lone wolf was out to finally put a stop to the extremely elusive puppy kicker.  All looked well and good for Hungry Like The Wolf, but sadly, the tune would not play on this night.  For the Puppy Kicker was out for blood.....or to just kick another puppy. 

In the end, isn't a wolf just another puppy anyway?

At Last, Our Favorite Time of Year

We've finally reached that moment I know you've all been waiting for. Our favorite time of year. That moment when MY team once again stands alone at the top.  The sole undefeated fantasy squad.  The pinnacle of success.  The team you always dreamed your team could be.

That this moment came so quickly is a testament both to my excellence as a talent evaluator and fantasy coach, but also to all of your relative mediocrity.  But fear not, for I am a gracious paragon.  I will gladly give out autographs and fantasy football tips in limited quantities on a first come, first served basis.  That is, granted that you show the proper level of deference.

That is all.  You may now return to the doldrums of your exercises in fantasy football futility.

The Devil Rays

The Devil Rays are just getting started.

Look at that face.  You know you are intimidated.

I had more points on my bench than some of you had in your entire team.  Give up now, and the mockery will stop.

No it won't.

Will it slow down?

No it won't.  Give up anyway.

I'm thinking that when I put the trophy back where it belongs up on my shelf, I will add a Ray face and some horns.