Both sides were stacked well for the week, outscoring all other opponents of the league. It was down to Cute Puppy Peyton Manning, and Puppy Kicker Wes Welker. It looked as if the Puppy Kicker would finally put an end to all these Cute Puppies. Cute Puppies was scared!
With the final play, the Puppy Kicker kicked with all his
might to once and for all settle the score between himself and the lowly Cute
Puppies. I mean really….Who loses to
Cute Puppies? All of my life I have trained vigorously no matter the weather,
no matter how fatigued I would get. I knew
this day would come; when all of my training would be put to the test. I went through all of the many ways there are
to kick Cute Puppies in my mind from my training days. There are more ways than you might
think. There are many great kicks such
as The DOGlegged, The HotDOGged, The DOGsledder, The DOGmatizer, The BoonDOGler…but
I went with my favorite kick of all….PeDOGenesis. Ped – foot, Dog – evil four legged creature,
Genesis – the beginning, or first.
Overall meaning – the first contact of my foot and the evil four legged
creature!
Cute Puppies was quicker than I foresaw. The leg I once lifted to become victor
suddenly felt intense pain. A kind of
pain I had never felt before. ‘What is
this that I now feel?’ I thought. I
looked down, but it was too late. Cute
Puppies too had a finishing move.
All of my training… all of my Puppy Kicker ribbons…they no
longer mattered. I, the Puppy Kicker,
had fallen to the devious trickery of the EVIL Cute Puppies.
My sympathies go out to the kicker of puppies. Don't worry though, I have successfully and mercilessly kicked the Cute Puppies for you already. Also everyone else. Also, just kidding. I don't have sympathy for any of you.
ReplyDeleteWell played....but later this season, I will cash in my Benjamin bucks for some new kicking boots and win this years championship!
ReplyDeleteHard to win the championship when you don't make the playoffs...
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