Here's some potty humor for ya...
I stepped into the ladies room here at the office, just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Each stall has a can of air freshner so we don't leave any bad odors behind... no pun intended...
I heard the door open and someone else walk into the ladies room, so while I was still "reading the paper" I grabbed the can of air freshner held it up above my head and sprayed twice. And as mists of air freshner fell all over me I realized that this particular can shoots straight up, not from the side... bummer.
And that is why, for the remainder of my work day, I will smell like cinnamon.
From now on I'm sticking with the courtesy flush.
-Bailey (who else!)
Someday we need to collect all the Bailey stories and put them into a book.
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