Monday Night Fantasy Football!!!

The most epic showdown TONIGHT!

The number two ranked Newton's Law of Fevered Emotion goes toe-to-toe with the fourth ranked Sprawlin' in Portland.

They battled all day on Sunday to an almost tie: 110.16 to 110.17! Now the fight comes down to the last two players.

For the Brittanica Brawlers, Ryan Matthews of the Chargers and for the Bryce Bat'leths it is Jackie Battle of the Chiefs.

Winner gets the honor of sitting at the same table as the STILL undefeated Muppet Joe Flacco. (Though it is of note that their chair won't be as well cushioned).

Pick your side!

<----- Team Brittanica?

Team BryceTarvaris? ----->

The Halloween Party

Had a great Time at the party until the Zombies arrived.

It's A Potato!!!

Introducing Maddie Elise!

Our amniotic gymnast is already practicing her pike, or else this would be a nice shot of her face.

She's yawning in this one.

Just like her mommy, she sleeps with her fist tucked under her chin.

If Maddie were sitting on a sheet of glass, and we were on the other side looking up, this is what you'd see. Her tiny hiney is in the upper right and you can see the back of her thighs and a lack of a ding-a-ling. She's a girl all right!

Home Sweet Home

Dollar General Stadium, Home of Scary Death and Stuff

Can't Buy a Break (Except Peyton's Neck)

Scary Death and Stuff was able to rally a late comeback this week, but fell short as teammates L.Blount and K.Winslow had TWO touchdowns are called back by holding penalties.

Thanks to a well paid bribe to Bucs All-Pro Left Tackle, Trueblood, the Muppet Joe Flacco continues his undefeated streak.

It wasn't all rainbows and 1970's puppet TV shows for Flacctose Intolerance, however, as they drop from the number one seed. Newton's Law of Garbage Time Touchdowns stomped on the hopes and dreams of a team who is so bad that their mascot has attempted to bake himself into a tray of delicious biscuits. Said NotJayCutler after watching Ray's QB play: "NotJayCutler : Wow is anyone watching the Dolphins game? Haha, trick question." It isn't every day that a fantasy starter gives you negative points. It also isn't every day that someone decides to sit Michael Vick in favor of starting Chad Henne, the second best QB on the Michigan team that lost to AppState...

The two emerging powerhouse teams are still running at full speed toward their Week 9 grudge match. There will be a horrible side-bet involved. If anyone has any suggestions on how the loser of Flacctose vs Netwon should be shamed, let us know so we can get this bet going.