Scary Death and Stuff was able to rally a late comeback this week, but fell short as teammates L.Blount and K.Winslow had TWO touchdowns are called back by holding penalties.
Thanks to a well paid bribe to Bucs All-Pro Left Tackle, Trueblood, the Muppet Joe Flacco continues his undefeated streak.
It wasn't all rainbows and 1970's puppet TV shows for Flacctose Intolerance, however, as they drop from the number one seed. Newton's Law of Garbage Time Touchdowns stomped on the hopes and dreams of a team who is so bad that their mascot has attempted to bake himself into a tray of delicious biscuits. Said NotJayCutler after watching Ray's QB play: "NotJayCutler : Wow is anyone watching the Dolphins game? Haha, trick question." It isn't every day that a fantasy starter gives you negative points. It also isn't every day that someone decides to sit Michael Vick in favor of starting Chad Henne, the second best QB on the Michigan team that lost to AppState...
The two emerging powerhouse teams are still running at full speed toward their Week 9 grudge match. There will be a horrible side-bet involved. If anyone has any suggestions on how the loser of Flacctose vs Netwon should be shamed, let us know so we can get this bet going.
Well the picture has certainly captured the mood here at Dollar General Stadium.
ReplyDeleteNewton's Law of Garbage Time Touchdowns? More like Newton's law of #1, #2, and #3 best Wide Receivers in the game. That's right. All on my team. I think if you lose the game you should have a JUGS machine follow you around for a week pelting you with reminders of that fact.
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